"I really liked the first section, the philosophy.
It explained some of the things that someone was trying to tell me a few
weeks ago. He was afraid -- of letting go, of enjoying it too much, of not
wanting (or being able) to stop. And yet at the same time not wanting me
to stop. He was afraid that if he told me, I would never do it again for
him. Once he had accepted that I would stop any time he asked and I would
do it anytime he asked, he felt more comfortable. He finally "lost
control" as he called it and came in my mouth. He apologized over and over
for not having called a halt to the activites before hand. When he was
done talking... I told him that I had enjoyed it more than I had on any
other occasion, not because of what he had done, but because he finally
felt comfortable enough to do it.
"You probably really didn't want to read that, but I want to say thank you
for putting an article like this where people can get it. It is truly
helpful and interesting."
"Your details on blowjobs is awesome, I keep coming back and reading it
over and over again. I guess that you could call me a perfectionist....
I am desperate to share this work of art with my friends and have given
them all of the details that I can remember."
"I was quite enlightened on the topic. I kept thinking I was doing
something wrong and I find out it was the guy who was a little screwy.
"I have lots of experience with this subject. I find that when the correct
environment for a blow job is present that there are several human physical
actions that take place. First the couple must be sexually aroused, then
as unusual as it may seem it is the female that usually initiates the blow
job. It seems that the female depending on the method of sexual interlude
she is anticipating is the one to start the method of the encounter. It
seems that if the female has head on her mind that's what is going to
happen. If have initiated blow jobs to women on several occasions. To do
this one must not forsake the key to all sexual endeavors with any woman.
The key is foreplay. Women need it, demand it, and must have it to get to
the sexual level that takes a man only minutes. The same safety procedures
should be observed when a man is anticipating intercourse (to avoid the
dreadful ejaculation) that he should keep the goal in mind. My girlfriend
says think of baseball or something. Believe it or not this works! When
you're humping away with all kinds of wild sexual thoughts flying through
your mind during that moment when you know you're going to explode think
rock climbing or fishing. It works!! Also it is a good idea for anatomy
to come into the question. The penis is a a multi-faceted body part; study
it and learn the various sensitive spots -- they are most beneficial when
giving the ultimate blow job."
"Interesting information. Should get my significant other to read it. She
already gives great head, but one supposes there is always room for
improvement. I may make you a patron saint in my new church -- Tantric
"We had nothing to do tonight and were reading your article on oral sex.
It sounds like you know your stuff. My girlfriend is going to practice
tonight. I will get back to you if she needs any further instruction."
"Truly awesome essay... I really loved it. Hope many more men read your
essay. Can I get your permission to send it to a few (gay male) friends
"Agoopa, agoopa, goopa, ahuh-huh! Way to go bro! I personally found that,
while I'm no butt pirate myself and do not particularly find the idea of a
man's hairy buttocks particularly appealing, the first time a woman was
engaged in giving me a blow job (little or no blowing involved, thank you
very much), her tongue started sliding down around my anus. At first I was
like, 'hey, what the f@#$%!!!', then all of a sudden, I found myself
arching my back and letting her suck down all the dingleberries she
wanted!!! Wow!!! Of course, after I sobered up and saw what was lying
next to me (300 lbs of gretchen) I wasn't surprised that her face was in
somebody's ass. Anyway, it was enjoyable at the time; I still don't know
which one I like best, the tongue or the sepository!!! Time to move to
San Fran!!! Later King!!!"
"Great article. I learned some great tips and I am sure my boyfriend will
- "Your page is great.
- "Concerning risks of oral sex: There is one single case of a blowjob
resulting in pregnancy (this is verified by the London Journal of
Medicine, I believe... one of those medical journals, anyway). A
young female was fellating her new boyfriend. New boyfriend came in
her mouth, she swallowed, and just then her ex-boyfriend, who wasn't
too pleased about being an 'ex,' busted into the room and began to
stab both of them repeatedly. In the process, young woman got stabbed
in the belly. It sliced open her stomach near the top, releasing
semen into her body cavity. Normally the gastric acid would have
killed off all of the sperm and whatnot, but she hadn't eaten all day,
and this was mid-afternoon. So, the sperm manage to work their way
down to the fallopian tubes, swim up them the wrong way, and find an
egg, which had been released a few days before (as you know, optimum
fertilization period). Egg is then fertilized, and pregnancy proceeds
as normal. Cæsarian delivery, as young woman was only 14 and
did not have the hips for a 'real' birth. Now, one might say, 'yeah,
right! How do we know her and her boy weren't just fucking and didn't
want to say so?' I would refute them easily: the young woman had no
vaginal opening! I don't remember the Latin for the term, but she
- "Oral Sex is illegal in Cincinnati, as well. Oddly enough, however,
the rest of Ohio does not consider this illegal (anal sex and
homosexual interaction, however, are a different story).
"I'll keep trying 'Philosophy' and 'Techniques' -- I'd imagine it's
probably the most widely accessed page on the 'net so far (excepting
Microsoft). Look forward to reading, visiting every now and again to
read anything new you've got -- Nepenthes is on my 'hot list' now."
"Hey, I just wanted to let you know that you did a really good job in
describing a great blow job. I consider myself and have been told on many
occasions by many different people that I am especially good at this task.
I consider myself a master :-) I do all the things that you mentioned,
except that I also tune myself into the man's body... it's a spiritual
thing; I know what he is feeling and that way I can give him exactly what
he needs. Anyway, it was neat to read about it. See ya."
"I just say your pages on blowjobs. I am currently involved in a great
relationship. I pride myself on my prowess at pleasing my boyfriend, and
found myself exclaiming, 'Hey, I do that!' at many things on your page.
This is truly awesome."
"Your article rules! Every woman should read the article before
attempting to give a blowjob."
"You left out an importatnt facet of The Best Blowjob He's Ever Had - and
this is desire. No man enjoys pumping the face of his beloved if
he doesn't believe that she is enjoying herself. A woman should endeavor
to treat her lover's penis like an ice cream bar in the Sahara - you love
to suck it and don't dare for a second to take it out of your mouth until
"The Best Blowjob I've Ever Had was when my girlfriend at the time (later
revealed to be a psycho bitch from hell - another story) pushed me down on
the bed, and out of the blue (or blew as the case may be) sucked me off,
swallowed hard, thanked me, and went back to reading her book.
"Otherwise, a classic piece of literature. I'll be sure to bookmark it on
my Netscape and pray that my girlfriend discovers it."
"Great articles, but there's one assertion I disagree with, which is your
contention that swallowing or not swallowing per se doesn't matter.
"Personnally I really get turned on by a woman swallowing, especially if she
makes a show of it. I get turned off by a woman rushing to the sink to spit
out my semen which disturbs the on-going flow of the sexual mood (which
contrary to what people say can continue after male orgasm!).
"Of course, the woman doesn't have to swallow, she just has to show that she
enjoys the semen, whether it's actually going down her throat, or over her
breast, face, hair etc."
"The first real blow job I had was from an expert. She loved to suck her
lover with a passion. I thought that most women found it to be insulting
if he man wanted to be blown. Not this lady, she knew all of the methods
you talk about and she practiced them with a skill you would not believe.
She could 'deep throat,' like the head and shaft, take a testicle in her
mouth and lick from bottom to top. When it came time, she would
concentrate on the head while using her hand on the base to produce the
must intense orgasm I have ever had. Luckily, I had many, many encounters
with my lady friend before we had to break it off for fear of being
discovered by our spouses."
"Thank you Elvis!
"I found your article very stimulating. I recently had a conversation with
my boyfriend about how I don't give "Blowjobs" and we ended with him
saying that I should rent a pornography and then tell/show him what I
learned. However, since I was browsing on the net and found your
informtive article I no longer have to rent a porno because you have given
me plenty of subject matter to work with. I do have one problem with your
column though and that is the Anal-Penetration section. It is just wrong
and shouldn't be done. You should not be sticking your tongue into a hole
that someone defecates out of. Even if you clean the person thuroughly its
not enough. There are many other ways to give your partner pleasure other
than wiggling your tongue inside his rectum."
"Although you described the pleasure that can be had by the receiving end
of a blowjob you didn't describe how pleasurable it is for a guy on the
giving end. Nothing can compare with the feeling of a penis jumping and
dancing in your mouth and throat as it unloads its nectar for
swallowing. The taste of seman is unlike anything else in the world and
the only true end to the best blowjob is to gently swallow all of it,
then milk the penis completely dry."
"Incredible information -- I'm passing this along to my partner. On a
related note: a zine I read regularly had an issue devoted to sex, and
included a wonderful article about giving head -- the writer clearly had
great knowledge of her topic and her advice was to make the act a singular
experience for the recipient in whatever way possible. Her method was to
provide a well-practiced technique, and then to make a production of
swallowing, complete with moans, other sound effects, and prodigious
smacking of the lips, etc. Speaking as a recipient aficionado, a woman who
swallows with gusto is unequalled in the annals of truly memorable
blowjobs. The blowjob, in my opinion, can even be mediocre, so long as the
woman (in my hetero case) finishes with a flourish like that. A
"Thanks for your articles. I enjoy sucking and getting the guy to the point
where he is thrusting deep inside and emptying his load. I get off on that
as much as he does from my sucking."
"Your argument is well thought out and very intelligently stated. The only
problem that I have with it is that it is so totally ridiculous that no one
could possibly believe it. The fact that you have torn a simple blow job
apart and over analyzed it to the point of lunacy simply tells me that you
need a good one yourself. Have a nice day!"
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