Membership in The Revolution®
I WANT TO BECOME PART OF THE REVOLUTION® AND HELP IT TO ACHIEVE
VICTORY OVER HORSESHIT!
I want The Revolution® Now! I want!!!
  • A truly dynamic new political organization based on the principles of The Revolution®
  • Cool-ass The Revolution® Advertisements on late night TV.
  • Regularly updated content in Victory Over Horseshit!, the webzine of The Revolution®.
  • Daily commentary and weekly "phosphorescent chats" from future President Sirius on the website.
  • A successful Million Person Victory Over Horseshit! March this fall in Washington, D.C.
  • An international global underground party newspaper.
I want The Revolution® to have the resources it needs to accomplish these goals in the years 1999-2000 and beyond!
Basic Party Membership is FREE

Membership data is stored in a protected database and not disclosed to third-parties. The information you enter is being used to build a dynamic, communications-driven relational network of human capital motivated toward actualizing The Revolution®! Your responses will determine the kinds of messages we send you, and the volunteer groups you may be invited to join. To become a basic party member, please answer the following questions:

Name
Email
Pseudonyms are allowed but real names are prefered. Email is required.
City, County, State, and Nation you live in:
Other political affiliations and ideological leanings:
Are you available to volunteer work, in small or large doses?
Do you bring any interesting skills into the organization with you?
Would you travel for REVOLUTION! Events? Yes!
Your record will also contain the following auto-generated fields:

Key: Date:
Host:

$25 Active Membership
As an active member, I will:
  1. Be included as part of an active member discussion list.
  2. Be a voting member and part of the party's decision-making process.
  3. Receive a party membership card.
Make Check or Money Order payable to:
New Revolution
PO Box 711
Carbondale, IL 62903

Send cash at your own risk.
Credit Cards soon!

THE REVOLUTION® STORE coming soon

;-)The Revolution® Store will be offering bumperstickers, buttons, posters, booklets, books, free-energy devices, anti-gravity vehicles, lifespan-extension techniqes, portable time machines, and Mark IV Interositers.

We'll announce the store on the update page when it's ready.