WELCOME to the-revolution.org, the official website of The Revolution®.
The Revolution is a new political party that aims to be the voice of the
non-voter, the alienated, the visionaries, the rabble, and the Internet.
Combining left and libertarian politics with a kind of post-political
futurism and the love of a good laugh, The Revolution® intends to bring all
the subcultural tribes together to wrest control of worldwide political
systems from the drug warriors, the cultural ayatollahs, and the various
corporate mega-destructo gangs, ranging from the military-industrial complex
to the HMOs ad infinitum.
To get a full synthetic grasp of The Revolution® in its many multifaceted
aspects, it is necessary to READ ALL THE DOCUMENTS IN THE "DOCUMENT" SECTION of this website. That's right. Go ahead, capture them. Print them out
later. Read them on the bus while carrot juice dribbles out of the corner
of your mouth and onto the pages. If you read them straight the first time,
read them stoned the second time. If you read them stoned the first time,
read them straight the second time. If you're always stoned, you may want
to consider R.U. Sirius' law of mind alteration; "Getting high is only
interesting in contrast to staying straight." But don't let me tell ya what
to do. I'm just a presidential candidate.
We want to infect all media with our meme, and we want to get in on the
electoral process, before it disappears. So we will be attempting to get on
ballots and running candidates for office, including my own candidacy for
the President of the United States. Your votes are appreciated, but your
contributions are even much more appreciated. GO TO THE VOLUNTEER AND MEMBERSHIP SECTIONS AND GET INVOLVED!
One way to stay involved is to SIGN ONTO OR LOG ON TO ONE OR MORE OF THE
VARIOUS NETWORKING AND MAILING LISTS.
Victory Over Horseshit, The Revolution® webzine is COMING SOON. This will
be a combination of stuff that we generate ourselves, and stuff we think is
relevant that we link to around the web. We hope to have lots of updates,
so check back frequently.