Courtesy of your tax dollars...

• The joint ended up right on the floor
• I have opened up swedens first head shop
• i still wonder if he had the right to search me based only on the rumor that i was high
• as i knew i didn't have anything, i didn't really care, but i wasn't so sure about my boyfriend
• this radar gun was a piece of crap!
• A mob of 50 runnin' from the cops
• they'd seized a package from a private courier service addressed to me
• I stayed motionless on the ground, watching all my clothes drift across the highway as he threw them about
• Officer Patrick and the rest of them knew from the very beginning that I receive legal marijuana from the government
• when I was arrested and jailed along with my wife and the police officer refused to allow me to show him my perscription
• Eric didn't know that the Swedes are fanatical about drugs, did he?
• Not another life ruined by drugs, but rather by drug laws
• we hoped to watch the Senate in action while totally fucked up
• reuben freaked in his usual style, runnning around flapping and panicking
• Next to various words written in spray paint such as 'the groove mobile', 'peace', and 'Fukengruven' where the words DARE to keep kids of drugs
• the cop flew around and drove up onto the grass, jumped out of his car and started chasing us.
• The 'Peace Officer' took one look into my apartment, marginally explained why he was there and asked if he could use my phone to call his supervisor.
• Sure, lots of people get busted at Dead shows, and most of them deserve it. I deserved it too.
• the special forces stopped my car
• I have no driving tickets, but they said that it's easier to get insurance if you're a convicted drunk-driver than if you have a 'drug' conviction.
• Busted in Virginia (happy ending)
• At the parking lot there was a security guard who seemed to be watching our every move
• Prison
• self induced paranoia and situations therein
• He opened the door only to find 2 local cops standing there

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