From: battlec@cs.rpi.edu (Clark Battle)
Newsgroups: alt.drugs
Subject: HEP ME! Im Hooked on Phonics!!
Date: 15 Feb 1994 00:42:17 GMT
Message-ID: <2jp5p9$dog@usenet.rpi.edu>

$29.95 they said. Thats all it would cost. Sure, it was fun at the
beginning. Id get my daily fix of 42 phonemes a day and everything 
would be alright. But now Im hooked! I now have a 500 phoneme a day 
habit, Its getting expensive! These people keep calling me...selling
me more and more phonemes...I need help!  What should I do?  If only
I could have read the fine print before I started down this hellish
road I would have known better. 


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