Sex at Sputnik

Featuring the writing of Elvis Little

But first, an important health warning. There's a new and particularly insidious sexually-transmitted disease going around that's catching many people unawares. Read this article about "The Clam" -- because knowledge is more important than condoms.
The day this page came up, our readership at more than tripled. What are you all, a bunch of perverts or something? :-)

By the way, if you think you'd get in trouble with Mom or Dad or your Teacher if they saw you reading this stuff, you should quickly get out of these pages now! I think I hear someone coming up the stairs!