autobiography of a male ego:

my dog wants to lick you
my cat shits in one of your flowerpots
my executive is on the phone negotiating a new contract
my criminal wants to conspire with you on our next caper
my lawyer is frantically looking for loopholes
my paranoid trusts you implicitly (which makes him kind of nervous)
my therapist is amazed by our rapid progress
my bottom line admires your pragmatism
my strategist is adopting some of your methods for next time
my penis hasn't heard the news yet and is ready for some serious fun
my confessor is blushing
my lover remembers you fondly
my friend likes you a lot


I wouldn't trade
your gift of strawberries
for a million bucks





 Wednesday Afternoon
 18-Jun-97, MST
 for Christine