autobiography of a male ego: my dog wants to lick you my cat shits in one of your flowerpots my executive is on the phone negotiating a new contract my criminal wants to conspire with you on our next caper my lawyer is frantically looking for loopholes my paranoid trusts you implicitly (which makes him kind of nervous) my therapist is amazed by our rapid progress my bottom line admires your pragmatism my strategist is adopting some of your methods for next time my penis hasn't heard the news yet and is ready for some serious fun my confessor is blushing my lover remembers you fondly my friend likes you a lot I wouldn't trade your gift of strawberries for a million bucks Wednesday Afternoon 18-Jun-97, MST for Christine