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Nutmeg + School = BAD
Bad drug, poor setting
Substances: Myristica fragrans
Well, during my high school days I did nothing but read informational books all day during class because I already knew everthing they were teaching and more. I came across this anti-drug book in the library and it mentioned nutmeg once. I thought this to be interesting as nutmeg was *only* a spice and nothing else. Yeah right. I went on the net and came accross hyperreal. I looked up nutmeg there and read a faq or two and read some trip reports and the only negative aspect of this "spice" was nausea. Because I have a very strong stomach and don't usually throw up I decided to try it. Hell, what did I have to lose?
That night I trekked up to the Superfresh and purchased a 30gram container of preground nutmeg. Even though the faq said to buy a whole nutmeg and grind it myself I didn't feel like doing any extra work. Hell, I didn't even think it would work. I took 30 grams because I weighed 235 lbs and thought this to be about right. I went home and as usual stared at porn on the net all night long. About 3 hours before my bus was to come to pick me up for school I got really sleepy. I took 400mgs of caffeine in the form of 2 Vivarin pills and went into the kitchen to prepare my nutty drink. Because I read it took about 5 hours or so to get working I decided now would be a good time. I poured the 30 grams in a glass and added extra stong koolaid to it while I stirred. I poured it down the hatch. I say poured because I didn't put it in my mouth and swallow, I literally poured it down my throat. I didn't taste a thing until I closed my mouth, and even then it just tasted like really weird kool aid. I DID IT! I exlaim to myself. I got it down without having to taste it. I now wait 3 hours for my school bus to come.
3 hours pass and as I walk to the bus stop I actually *feel* like a nutmeg. It feels like there is nutmeg in my nose, mouth, eyes, ears and every OTHER opening in my body. Maybe its seeping out I thought, will people smell nutmeg on me?? Ahh, it doesn't matter. It's not like its illegal. I wait at the bus stop for an eternity and the get on the bus. By the time I get to school I am tripping. No nausea whatsoever. I couldn't walk straight and everyone thought I had been drinking. I had a big smile on my face and my skin felt hot. I felt like a hot nutmeg lol. I went to class and couldn't concentrate. I just laughed and laughed and couldn't even hold my pen. The teacher kept stopping to "wait" for me and I just kept laughing. - Kicked out of class. Next class same thing. 3rd class I wasn't laughing and I just sat and stared. The teacher thought I for sure I was on drugs and the security guard took me to the nurse where they phoned my parents. My parents were also sure I was on drugs and I pissed in a cup to be sent to the hospital for a drug test (luckily I didn't do any illegal drugs). I was sent home still giddy, didn't really grasp what was really going on. I pranced around in my room listening to Cameo's Greatest Hits and kept falling on my mattrass which was on the floor. I had a grand time. Later when I came down I got in a big argument with my folks, them "knowing" I was doing drugs and saying. Just wait till we get the drug test results. The drug test came back negative and I spent the next few weeks in a mental ward. The ward was really fun. I was legally high or technically "down" all day with the drugs they pumped me with. Eh, nutmeg did me good.