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« on: September 09, 2005, 08:48:00 am »
i can get poppy seeds from my local grocery store??  if this is true, does anyone have any info on how to make this poppy seed tea ?

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« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2005, 08:54:00 am »
Mix with water in a jug. Shake for 10 min. Filter out seeds and drink.

All you are doing is washing off any leftover latex left on the seeds.

Can you get them at a grocery store? They put them on bagles and muffins. You do the math.
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« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2005, 08:56:00 am »
Yes you can get poppy seeds from the store......


I have never made poppy seed tea.

But for some reason i am going to cast doubt on being able to make a working poppy seed tea from store bought seeds..... i can imagine you are going to need to buy about 10-20 dollars worth of seeds to begin with.

and I think some varieties of poppy seed are low opiate produicng types.

As far as being able to grow a poppy seed from the store, it most definalty works ( or so someone has told me ) mccormick is a good brand AT LEAST 50 % germination rate most likely a lot higher  

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« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2005, 08:57:00 am »
Jdude, do you know anyone who has tried it before?

And about how many of those little bottles of seeds would one need?

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« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2005, 09:04:00 am »
i am curious as to dragons question also, how many bottles of seeds would be needed ?(approximately)

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« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2005, 09:14:00 am »
Hi faded! Nice to see you outside of our last "Fuckhead, anti-cholinergic" thread, funny guy....  

Yeah, it works *snicker*,  you can get *snort* seeds at a local, 2name-First/last, kinda sorta, grocery/apparel store. $7.00/lb. Now you need 5 pounds or so, *chortle*, to get the effect. You see, you do an acidic acid water pull on them. Then drink it ALL!!!! Otherwise you aren't gonna make it worth your while.

You might wanna take a bottle or two of benadryl too. And don't forget the everclear.

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« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2005, 09:24:00 am »
that was you? nice to see you again fuckhead!
well thanks for the *snicker* info *snort*
LMAO LOL ROFL snicker snort snoofle

btw dont take offense to anything i say, i am officially a fuggin retard(and proud)

now where'd i put those damn benadryl? fuck

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« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2005, 09:25:00 am »
While I do agree with the attitude of your post, 5lbs might be exaggerating a bit there Mis.  Some of our friends at the poppy forums report only needing 1lb. of seeds.  Still, that's a lot of seeds.
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« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2005, 09:42:00 am »
Tsol: The fuckhead was kidding.   I was aiming for a hot shot OD. Thanks for ruining my fun!!!!  

Faded: No problem fucker, you know I luvz ya.

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« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2005, 09:46:00 am »
I can never find them at my local grocery store that rymes with tall fart... i wonder what isle they would be in? im scared to ask
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« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2005, 09:49:00 am »
Funny, i've never shoped tall fart. Dead friar is where I usually wind up.

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« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2005, 09:52:00 am »
dead friar, im having trouble with this one, i need more clues...
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« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2005, 09:59:00 am »
quote:
Originally posted by tsol920:
5lbs might be exaggerating a bit there Mis.  Some of our friends at the poppy forums report only needing 1lb. of seeds.  


Yes, it's true, I may occasionally play the ignorance of others to turn the tables of Darwinism against them. Good thing I don't believe in Karma huh?

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« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2005, 10:07:00 am »
In the spice section, right next to the peppercorns.

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« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2005, 11:41:00 am »
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Yes, it's true, I may occasionally play the ignorance of others to turn the tables of Darwinism against them. Good thing I don't believe in Karma huh?  

While this can be a fun game at times, I always thought the point of the Lycaeum was harm reduction.  My bad.

From now on I will tell people to eat their contaminated shroom cakes.  Jokes on them, fuckers.      

Yeah, I guess I missed the joke.  Now that I read your post again I see it.  Sometimes its hard to tell.
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« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2005, 02:04:00 pm »
swimmy just made some, it seems that some batches are better than others as this isn't swimmys first time, i think he will try and leach the seeds again for a third extraction...
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« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2005, 02:38:00 pm »
get out the dremel and drill a tiny hole into a tooth you don't use much.  Eat lots of candy, especially before going to sleep.  When it hurts real bad go to the dentist.  When he wants to do a root canal tell him you can't afford all that fancy stuff, just pull it.  Then go home and smoke some cigarettes.  The next day you will have a dry socket that hurts like hell.  Call your dentist.  He will call in a script for some hydro.  Cold water extract the whole bottle and slug it down.

Less painfull than going into the Mega-Low-Mart and much more effective.  

Even better:  check the obituaries.  Day after the funeral for some really old fart, go to the door dressed in a suit.  Tell them you are from the State Dept. of Health, and you are supposed to pick up all the deceased's medicine for proper inventory and disposal.    

Get a buddy to help you, dress up in suits and pretend to be mormon missionaries going door to door.  When an old woman answers, start weaving around like you're dizzy. The other guys keeps you upright.  Say you are suddenly feeling poorly, you need to use the bathroom right away.  Once in the john, go through the medicine cabinet.  

At least you stand a chance of getting some real narcotics.
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« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2005, 02:58:00 pm »
i dont believe in poppy tea..

if it was real, the DEA would outlaw poppy seeds.

it may slightly work once, but with no greater effects than a childerns motrin or tylenol.

   

you can delete this if you want.. i just dont think friends let friends make poppy tea.
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« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2005, 04:55:00 am »
Well the DEA is stupid because you can buy as much as you want... All the way up to becoming a gigantic heroin producer! But in all reality,  I bought poppy seeds from a store, germinated and planted them and they grew to be great sturdy plants! (Papaver Somniferum too!)  

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« Reply #19 on: September 11, 2005, 12:48:00 am »
I thought all the ones that produced some form of stimulation where illegal?  Probably wrong but just saying I think I need to research poppy seeds lol.
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« Reply #20 on: September 11, 2005, 01:38:00 am »
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Originally posted by Gost:
I thought all the ones that produced some form of stimulation where illegal?  


???

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« Reply #21 on: September 11, 2005, 02:02:00 am »
Jesus Christ, that fucking picture was totally unexpected.  jboogie, that's fucking priceless.  That's something you can only use once, maybe twice, and I think you used it wisely.  Your discretion was truly impeccable.  Fucking perfect.  Totally called for.

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« Reply #22 on: September 11, 2005, 02:13:00 am »
Hmm. I wonder if the seeds used in making "Poppy seed oil" were rinsed before hand or if the latex goodies on the seeds get steamed over....

Edit: Holy shit! I just found seeds for sale in masses from 25Kg to 60 tons from opium manufacturers. Seeds going for ~$1.50/Kg. One advertises 60 tons of cold pressed opium seed oil in steel drums. "We can Sell / export any quanity of Poppy Opium Cold pressed Oil" $2.00/Kg for oil.

Hm...

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« Reply #23 on: September 11, 2005, 02:42:00 am »
It'd probably be easier and far more economical to just score some heroin.  Why dick around, y'know?  Suck it up, take the plunge, go directly to vein, do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars.  Do it.  Come on.  You'll be a man.

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« Reply #24 on: September 11, 2005, 02:53:00 am »
Yes, ok, make it so...

But will it put hair on my chest? Er, uh, I mean... Man Boobies?

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« Reply #25 on: September 11, 2005, 02:56:00 am »
Hell yeah, it'll put hair on your chest!  It'll put hair on your cock shaft!

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« Reply #26 on: September 11, 2005, 04:51:00 am »
be a manly man and shoot heroin, ALL the men are doing it.
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« Reply #27 on: September 11, 2005, 05:09:00 pm »
Damn straight.